hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

"If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living."
- Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via hakurens)

rangerkimmy:

pbbth

hotdaughter:

hotdaughter:

"what are you doing"

"nothing i just took a shower"

"aw :( with out me? haha lol"

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

punkurie:

*puts metaphor between cigarette* it’s a teeth

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

cancernose:

let my people go

cancernose:

let my people go